Captain America Big Bang

Sextown, U.S.A.

A collaboration for the Captain America Big Bang 2019

Words: whatthefoucault

Art: deisderium

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Rating: M

Relationships: Steve Rogers & Wade Wilson

Wordcount: 15,002

Tags: Road Trips, Food, acquaintances to friends, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Pre-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), Canada, Travel, American Landscape, Canon-Typical Violence, Deadpool-Typical Adult Language, Sharing a Bed, Past Sexual Assault (mentioned), Regional Food Discourse, Pizza, James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers (mentioned)

Summary:

The message was vague on details, but the urgency in Wade’s voice told Steve it was serious, and that he should come alone.

“Help me, Steve Rogers,” he pleaded. “You’re my only hope.”

Steve had to admit that that got to him.

(It would be three months before Steve would see Star Wars for the first time. Needless to say, he was not amused when he did.)

… In which two supersoldiers form a very special bond across several time zones, many states, and more all-you-can-eat breakfast than anyone should ever eat in their life.

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Author’s note: this idea was born shortly after the first Deadpool film, and has been parked in my imagination station ever since. I’m so grateful that I finally got the chance to write it, and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!